Good Evening, Ladies and Gentleman...Its Time Another Amazing News Update from Hoboville!

Perhaps I should begin this report by explaining to you why I was unable to update my blog over
the past couple of months. After the local hobos "found" stole my last Macbook, I became very
frustrated.  Soon after that, I got arrested and the cops impounded my big suitcase which contained
my entire friggin Popular Hobo recording studio.

Its a shame too, because during those few weeks, I was getting myself into more trouble and
 bullshit than I ever do. I wasn't exactly on a crime wave but perhaps I was a little annoying.
 Ummm...no I take that back--I was annoying. You know you're not in good standing with the
po-leece when they send out the female cop thug squad to wipe up the lawn with your drunken ass.
I wasn't too drunk however to feel her standing on top of me while I was in handcuffs.

First one boot and then the other and while I laid there on my back, I began to slide down the hill.
She rode me all the way down the 20 foot long grassy knowl/hill like a surf board in front of Band of America.

The image of her huge scary self standing over my helpless, harmless 150 lbs of adorability
while she chewed on a fat cuban cigar is the stuff that makes for high quality television entertainment.
Btw,that's just one brief incident among several in those 8 or 10 weeks since I last made an update.

Okay, I'll stop whining about the cops.In all fairness,and I've always said it,the cops in Mira Mesa
are nice people...patient as well.

There's a lot more to talk about and share with you and its on a positive note. Right now however I'm unsure where I'm gonna go and do... Stay tuned. I'll be back soon.